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Keep Zombies & Burglars at Bay With the 'For Zombies' Table

By: Michael Hines - Published: • References: flickr & theworldsbestever
I'd feel a lot safer if my house had the 'For Zombies' table in it. This table is perfect for zombies, and almost any other type of intruder who is adverse to being hit with blunt objects.

Convertible furniture is all the rage these days. Why convert your bed into a couch when you can convert it into a club and shield? The 'For Zombies' table will make you feel more comfortable when you're home alone than a futon ever could. Stats for Table Weapons Trending: Older & Warm
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