Repel the chatty flyers this holiday season with the farting Santa travel pillow.
A lot of people fly to see loved ones over the Christmas break. While some flights are shorter than others, some are torturously long and flyers deserve a little rest and privacy. Getting into the holiday spirit, travelers can whip out their chat repellent farting Santa travel pillow. Sleepyheads can lay comfortable between Santa's legs as they get whatever beauty sleep they can get on the airplane. If users sense their neighbor hunger for company, simply fake itching the head and reach for the fart button on jolly Nick's boot. After hearing such open flatulence, not only your neighbor but other flyers will surely try their best to avoid you for the rest of the trip.
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