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Do you have delusions of grandeur? Or maybe some conspiracy-theory leanings? They you will jump right on the extreme security bandwagon. Let's just hope you have the cash to back up your paranoia!

Check out your options - from the indestructible house to the bullet-proof toilet ($100,000) and now the latest: the Quantum Sleeper Unit. Are you worried the bad guys are out to get you? This bed folds in on you like a coffin and protects against a whole range of natural disasters (including fire), kidnappers and terrorists. Straight jacket not included, but I'm thinking you probably need one if you're crazy enough to buy a bed like this!