Everybody poops, so Arizona State University decided they needed to invent a "transgenerational toilet” or as I like to call it, the BoomerXer Super Loo. The toilet won in the “breaking rules” category, or as I like to call it, the “breaking wind” category.

The “Go With the Flo” toilet, or as I like to call it, the Roller Two Holer, functions like a squat toilet.

It’s friggin’ yoga while you eliminate. Ok, I’m done here, will somebody come wipe me? Remind me to tell you about the time I tried to use a squat toilet in Paris with a bum knee.