What do you get for the person who has everything? Why, you get them a military grade, $65,000,000 vehicle. And that pretty little gem would be called the Excelsior Dawes Hovercraft.

According to Uncrate.com, this bad boy is “designed for landing troops and transports on enemy shores, boasting multiple rocket launchers, four portable air defense missile systems, enough room to hold three tanks and 140 troops, complete with living quarters, life support, and nuclear, biological, and chemical protection areas, and a square-shaped pontoon structure for a rugged, stable platform at sea.”

So anyway, how about you buy me the Excelsior Dawes Hovercraft for my birthday? Thanks.