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The Ergonomical Back Massager is for the Perpetually Single Person

By: Meghan Young - Published: • References: hammacher & ohgizmo
Singlehood doesn't have to be such a sad situation, especially if said single has an Ergonomical Back Massager on hand. One of the benefits of having a significant other is some of the, ahem, physical rewards. This electronic tool addresses a common need in this arena. Sexual innuendos aside, the Ergonomical Back Massager helps to relieve stress and tension in a practical way.

Available online at Hammacher Schlemmer, the Ergonomical Back Massager has a long, curved handle that allows the user to keep their hands at waist level while rolling a plastic ball around on their own back. It comes with three different heads (point, knuckle and palm) to elicit different types of release. The oscillating motor provides tension-relieving vibrations in the 4,500 to 5,500-rpm range. Stats for Forever-Alone Back Rubbers Trending: Older & Average
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