The Elf Soap is a Friend you Shower With

By: John Ibbitson - Published: • References: stupid
Help the dirty boy or girl on your Christmas list clean up their act this holiday season with this adorable Elf Soap. Molded after one of Santa’s toy makers, this sudsy little fella is imported from Sweden rather than the North Pole, and comes bearing gifts in his hand and a smile on his face. Standing on a small podium, also made from soap, with text reading “Be Nice” on it, this festive friend will remind you to behave for next year, but only until you scrub his thoughtful advice away.

With the Elf Soap there is no need to be modest, you can use this piece of soap to clean everywhere. So wrap up this guy for Christmas and place the present near your nativity set; after all, cleanliness is next to godliness.