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The next time you want to entertain a high-power client at home, I suggest you pick up a Dress Shirt Pillow or two first. These pillows mean business.

Nothing says relaxed professional like a Dress Shirt Pillow. How could anyone deny your dedication to your work when they see that you lay your head on such a well dressed pillow? The sad thing is, these pillows dress nicer than me. Looks like I need to step up my game.