Just when you thought it was safe to start surfing the Internet again, the dramatic chipmunk has returned. You remember that furry little guy, the viral Internet meme who stole your heart. Well now, the dramatic chipmunk messenger bag is here to make sure no one steals your wallet.

Created out of thick faux canvas, and able to fit all of your most important items, the dramatic chipmunk messenger bag will be the talk of your work. As all the people over 55 won’t know what the hell it is referring to.