Every jerk you see at the club with his collar popped and sunglasses on deserves one of these Douchebag Merit Badges.
While some of the badges are quite easy to earn with quotes that read “Axe body spray” and “wearing sunglasses inside,” only the truly dedicated douchebags will work hard to get badges such as “calf implants” and “club promoter.” The best of the best are able to earn quite a few badges in one night if they drink enough Jagerbombs.
The Douchebag Merit Badges are only for the most hardworking people around who have the willpower to put their head down and work hard at being a numbskull. If you are presenting one of these pieces of merit, you might want to make sure an exit is close by.
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