Were you one of those kids who practiced for a nuclear fallout by rolling yourself in wet newspapers and crawling under your desk? Yeah, me neither. But if the idea of an attack does freak you out, the Dirty Bomb Emergency Kit is for you!

Loaded with tons of useful things in case of an attack, the Dirty Bomb Emergency Kit is your false sense of security. As Gizmodo writes, the kit can “detect radiation and significantly remove radioactive material from human skin and other surfaces after a dirty bomb attack or other radiological events.”

The Dirty Bomb Emergency Kit comes with instruction in both paper and in PDF format. You know, ‘cause if an apocalyptic attack happens you will totally be able to get to your PC.