Promoting Deformed Produce Edit
EU Embraces Wonky Veggies

Come on, let’s face it, we all thought the fruits and veggies we buy are supposed to look like the stereotypical images their names bring to mind. Not so fast! For a while the European Union knew better, but fear not, they have finally conceded that “Wonky veggies (and fruits)” are just as good to eat as perfectly-shaped specimens.

On the heels of numerous protests, the EU capitulated to the demands of supermarkets and farmers that 26 types of fruit and vegetables would no longer be banned for their less-than-perfect appearance.

So brings us your misshapen, even slightly erotically deformed produce, and we will willingly accept it!