I can’t tell you how bad I want these cufflink lighters; at present, they are unfortunately sold out, but I would pay a hefty fee to any person who had them up for sale... I am dead serious.

It's probably for the best that I don’t have a pair of these cufflink lighters, though; I would end up with third-degree burns and a story that would make my parents disown me. Check out more on the cufflink lighters by following the link below.