Fatalistic Fortunes
Cookie Misfortune Evil Cookies are the Worst Part of your Meal
Cookie Misfortune Evil Cookies may just ruin your meal. The cookies give terrible fortune and life predictions. By terrible, I mean mean.
You could get lucky and receive a funny prediction inside your cookie, but overall they are just plain rude. The site warns “WARNING: Not for children. Trust us,” which should give you a better understanding of what to expect. If you buy the Cookie Misfortune Evil Cookies and are upset by their predictions, don’t worry—that stuff is never right.






