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There are a lot of different sticky note designs out there, but I don't think any of them are as powerful as these Commandments Sticky Notes. You would be able to command anything with these religious pieces of paper -- who would dare defy you?

For the minuscule price of $7, the Commandments Sticky Notes would have everyone revering you. Of course, you would probably have to adopt a pious lifestyle--but it would be worth it, don't you think?