The clever minds over at CollegePolos have come up with a badass new shirt that mocks both the Ralph Lauren Polo embroidery and the Lacoste alligator symbol.

The CollegePolos are polo shirts with a twist; they feature either the “rock on” symbol or a drink with ice cubes embroidered on the chest. CollegePolos also make “blind people see, bald men grow hair, and that TA you have a crush on laugh at all your jokes.”