Show up to your family holiday party toting a bottle of sparkling cider wearing an Ugly Christmas Sweater wine bottle cover.

These tacky sleeves come in either red or green. They fit on your bottle of bubbling champagne like a snug jumper, decorated with tacky Christmas cheer. Colorful cotton balls and tinsel turn the fabric sleeves into either a decorative evergreen tree or wool tunic that ought to be illegal. Holding a Christmas Sweater wine bottle in your hands when you show up to your next holiday party will definitely encourage a laugh from all the participants. After all, the horrendous festive tunic looks a lot better on a bottle of chilled bubbly than it does on the torso of a human being.