Going Like Sixty
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What if Baby Jesus were a blogger? Scott Feschuk of Macleans imagines what such a messianic blogger would sound like. Jesus describes himself as the Son of God, Prince of Peace and Messiah. Baby Jesus’ blog profile also says he is good with tools and likes carpentry, fish and hugs. But Baby Jesus’ blog dislikes money-changers, cruelty and shaving. At 8:44, Baby Jesus’ blog had to turn off commenting because of the abuse. The last entry was at 9:44, when Baby Jesus talked to the Holy Father to see if there is a different species he could redeem.  4:33 a.m. Hi, I’m Baby Jesus. Welcome to my blog! It’s a place where I can write down my feelings about stuff and junk, tell you about what’s going down here in B-hem and keep you up to date on the redeeming of mankind. Enjoy!
4:54 So this is antiquity. Question: are there always this many cows around?
7:22 I don’t know about these swaddling clothes. Swaddling is pretty 10 B.M. (Before Me) if you know what I’m saying. What do you think? Answer my online poll.
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