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The 'Chris Brown Can't Dress' Tumblr Mocks the Star's Style

By: Carly Foy - Published: • References: chrisbrowncantdress.tumblr
Singer Chris Brown has yet to understand the fundamentals of style and the Tumblr blog 'Chris Brown Can't Dress' has no problem pointing it out to him.

With a slogan of "Breezy Ain't Steezy," the website manages to make the viewer realize just how poorly this guy can dress. Though he has a steady cash flow and designer pieces, he is called out for his hideous combinations on this blog. From a pair of jean pants that looks to have an outline of a red fox running on the crotch to tucking in his pants to his kicks, the Chris Brown Can't Dress site is clearly a cry for the star to hire a stylist.

The site is perfect for those who are not fans of the star to have a few laughs at the terrible dresser's expense. Stats for Clothing-Challenged Celebrity Blogs Trending: Older & Average
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