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Santa Slays the Naughty with Candy Cane Weapons of the North Pole

By: Matt Ho - Published: • References: santaslittlesecretservice.org & laughingsquid
With Santa running around the world late at night, it's bound to get dangerous; so is it really bad if old St. Nick carries around a few Candy Cane Weapons from the North Pole for protection?

Candy Cane Weapons of the North Pole is exactly what anyone imagines it to be: candy canes in the form of badass weaponry. What will Santa and his elves be packing? There's the Candy Cane Carbine (C3), which is the standard small firearm perfect for cap-popping in one hand. Should there be an invasion of some sort, there's the Mark 12 Tenenbaum Launcher, which I assume is the equivalent of a bazooka.

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