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Secure Yourself in Style With This Chinese Soaker Tub

Didn’t you always wish you could relax in your tub with no fear of flying bullets? And don’t you want people to see your naked figure while you bathe? Well the Chinese have the answer to your dreams with this fashionable, see-through glass bathtub!

Whether you are residing in a high-risk neighborhood, or your mob associates are feeling nervous lately, or you are just safety conscious, this is definitely the way to go.

Not to mention that it could make the perfect (non-)killer welcome-to-the-White-House gift, although it makes one wonder how much of the beloved president one would really want to see.

Safe soaking has just been added to your home security list. And for those of you who think its transparency presents an aiming aid to the wicked: apparently you can throw a bomb at it, and you won’t burst its bubble.