Bluntcard makes cards that are pretty hilarious, taking everyone’s personal thoughts and placing them on a classy 1950s backdrop. Bluntcard is quite funny, featuring sayings that are alarmingly close to what we all actually think.

Some of the great sayings featured are “Parties are a fun time to serve interesting snacks to a bunch of F***** up people in your house,” or “Suddenly she realized she wasn’t a lesbian at all. She was just completely disgusted by men.” Oh Bluntcard, you are too funny. Bluntcards are available on paper and electronic so you can surely get your fill.