Batti Placentero Chair - Womb Service?

When everything in the world is getting to you and you wanna just curl up in a ball.. do it in style and get yourself one of these Placentero Chairs- apparently derivative of the worlds “pleasure” and “placenta”. Sort of taking you back to when you were.. well not born yet (cos we ALL remember how comfortable THAT was?!) There is an 18kg counter weight in the bottom of the chair so you can curl up in all sortsa different poses to your hearts content. The outer cover, reinforced with glass fibre and finished with coat-gel, helps to minimise scratches. For over 4grand US, you don’t get any more retro than going back into the womb!