Top 14 Bacon-Themed Products (SUPER GALLERY)

Ready to pig out a visual grease feast? While some people may be blown away by the abundance of bacon-inspired products in this cluster, it should be noted there are far more cured pork themed items on the market. Why, I don’t know, but it’s generally males who have an affinity for these novelties, from breakfast cufflinks to bacon-scented suits. Having said that, perhaps you’ll be better at deciphering why anyone would want something resembling strips of smoked pig after looking at the gallery.

Bacon Soap - How to Make Your Own (GALLERY)

How much do you love your bacon? Enough to smell like it? Enough to make your own bacon soap? Well, some nutter here on the Internet does and he’s built a web instruction manual complete with photos. If the smell of real bacon (not simulated) turns you on, go ahead and make yourself up a batch. You’… [More]

Wake n’ Bacon - Bacon Alarm Clock

Now’s here’s something that will really wake you up! Wake n’ Bacon created by mathlete has been featured on Good Morning America and in New York Times Style Magazine. This alarm clock wakes you up with the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon. Delicious. [More]

Bacon of the Month Club - Web Opens Doors to Ultra Niche Clubs (GALLERY)

It’s the year of the pig, and everybody’s gettin’ jiggy with the bacon. It’s a feature of just about every place I visit on the Internet! Seriously! Who knew there was a bacon-of-the-month club? I thought that was some kind of television sitcom joke? Well, there really is a Bacon of The Month Club a… [More]

Bacon Bandages - Sexy and Delicious

When I saw this picture, I was surprised about to see a bacon strips cut to look like small slabs of bacon in a bandages box? who wana use this bizarre stuff?  Well, think, bandages are one of those categories that nobody pays much attention to - and they should, because anybody who’s anybody has a… [More]

Bacon-Flavored Toothpicks - Piggy Breath in Retro Tins

They make hickory-flavored bacon so, why not bacon-flavored, wooden toothpicks? These oral hygiene tools come in retro-painted tins - 80 a pack. Get’em at Archie McPhee’s. [More]

Bacon Flavoured Mints - Uncle Oinker’s

Next time you get a hankering for some greasy bacon, it’ll be as easy as reaching into your pocket to get your fix—and will be much lower in calories! For only 1.99, you can have your own tin of 100 Uncle Oinker’s Savory Bacon Flavored Mints from PerpetualKid.com. The site proudly boasts that… [More]

Bacon Flavor Vodka Recipe - Yes, Everything is on the Web

Now you can flavor your vodka with the breakfasty taste of bacon. Here’s the recipe, because nobody is marketing this yet, but if Bud can do clamato juice and beer, it won’t be long. The recipe comes to us from the Brownie Points Blog, “Fry up three strips of bacon. - Add cooked bacon to a clean pi… [More]

Food as Furniture - Shopping Centre Play Area

This photograph of the play area in Cheery Creek Shopping Centre, Denver, US shows furniture inspired by different types of foods, particularly those you’d expect to see on a breakfast menu. When you can play around with giant rashers of bacon, or lounge on fried eggs, who would want to go shopping? [More]

Drinks to Pig Out On - The Bacon Martini

Too bad for our Jewish friends who won’t be able to jump on the bacon resurgence as fun food. The latest is the bacon martini. Make a martini, rim the edge with bacon grease, pour, garnish with strip of uncrispy bacon. Limpage is desirable in this case. Yummy new breakfast drink and new businessman’… [More]

Greasy Undergarments - Bacon Bras

I don’t know if anyone would consider this hip, but the Bacon Bras sure as hell are absolutely hilarious! Who thought of this and how drunk were they? I don’t think Victoria’s Secret will be calling anytime soon since the company recently decided their lingerie was just too damn sexy for their own… [More]

Scented Suits - Bacon Tuxedo

For some reason men have a peculiar obsession with bacon, as highlighted by bizarre products like this bacon-print tuxedos. Unless you’re a real ham, I don’t know when, other than a costume party, someone could get away wearing this, especially since it’s actually scented like cured pork. I don’t … [More]

Bacon Chocolate - Pig Out On Mo’s Bacon Bar

Vosges has combined crisp Applewood smoked bacon, Alder smoked salt and deep milk chocolate to come up with a bacon chocolate bar. If your tastebuds love the exotic, you’d love this weird chocolate named Mo’s Bacon Bar.  At $7, it’s a pricey treat—prepare your palate for a sweet and salty, choco… [More]

Pig Out On A Big Bird - Bacon Wrapped Turkey For Thanksgiving

Is turkey now considered too healthy for a festive meal? These days, bacon is sizzling, which is why now, just in time for the biggest pig out of the season, comes bacon-wrapped turkey. What could be more savory that a big ole bird wrapped in pork bellies? The pork gives the skin a great new flavor … [More]

The Caroline Collection Cufflinks - From Bacon and Eggs to Corkscrews and Beer (GALLERY)

The Caroline Collection, available at Barneys New York, is a line of unique cufflinks inspired by every day objects.  The collection includes: baseball glove cufflinks, beer and pretzel cufflinks, football cufflinks, and of course, both bacon and eggs and corkscrews and beer.  Just on time for Fathe… [More]