Bacon Tuxedo

For some reason men have a peculiar obsession with bacon, as highlighted by bizarre products like this bacon-print tuxedos. Unless you’re a real ham, I don’t know when, other than a costume party, someone could get away wearing this, especially since it’s actually scented like cured pork.

I don’t think there are many women who would follow through with their “I dos” if they man donned a getup like this on their wedding day. Then again, considering the suit is only $100, it could be an alternative for the extremely budgeted. At that point, I’d skip the formal wear and host casual garden ceremony instead.