Why wait for breakfast when you can start off the morning immediately with bacon-flavored toothpaste? This sizzling, smoky creation will keep your teeth clean while intoxicating your mouth with the scrumptious taste of pork. Heck, after brushing this on your teeth you might as well just have eggs and toast for breakfast to complement your meaty breath.
Just don't use it on your dog -- he may try to go after the whole tube. The porktastic bacon-flavored toothpaste is available for sale online at Archie McPhee.
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