The Avengers Cologne Kills Bad Guys With One Whiff

By: Harris Jay Rosenberg Alterman - Published: Jan 25, 2012 • References: jadsinternational and geektyrant
Even superheros have to smell fresh when fighting crime, and one small spray of Avengers Cologne will definitely do the trick. This line of fragrances was inspired by the The Avengers movie, which is scheduled to hit theaters May 4th, 2012.

The Iron Man scent is titled Mark VII and is described as "I don’t play well with others," which would be perfect for any macho man. Hulk’s cologne is sure to make anyone’s nostrils flare in amazement when he struts into the room smelling of heroism. The Captain America line is a true lady-killer sure to swoon any damsel in distress. If you want to smell like a sensuous lighting storm, then spray on a little Worthy modeled after Thor.

The Avengers Cologne lets any mortal experience what being superhuman is like with one simple spray.