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To fit the old coffee-shop-lounging stereotype, the Anti-Ticket Donut is the sweetest new way to get out of speeding fines. Next time you're pulled over for having a foot that's a little too heavy, just bust out this little tin and hope he takes the bribe.

I wonder what the expiration date on these suckers is? How long can a deep-fried pastry stay "fresh" in a sealed container? You could find yourself in an even stickier situation if the officer, excited to accept the bribe, finds himself knocking out his front teeth on a 6 month old donut.