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Aleksandr Georgievich Semenov Patents Eco-Friendly Warfare Concept

By: Meghan Young - Published: Sep 13, 2012 • References: guardian and dvice
Forget about hi-tech and biological warfare, Aleksandr Georgievich Semenov has dreamed up a fool-proof way to ensure enemies are the first to wave the white flag of surrender. His recently patented idea involves firing human waste from tanks. Who likes getting pooped on?

While demoralizing the enemy, Aleksandr Georgievich Semenov's concept also solves a much bigger problem. Waste buildup in the small confines of a tank happens to be one of those things not written in history books. By loading the excrement into artillery shells, Aleksandr Georgievich Semenov essentially kills two birds with one stone. Soldiers who are often stuck in tanks for days on end can be more comfortable while never running out of artillery.