Declare War on Thirst with This Bottle Opener Made From a Giant Bullet

By: Andrew Sztein - Published: • References: thinkgeek and woohome
If you need to exterminate your thirst, then why not do it in homicidal style with some 50 caliber bottle openers?

This bottle opener from ThinkGeek is made from a real life Browning Machine Gun bullet. Just looking at the size of the bullet and thinking about the damage it could do to a human being, it's easy to see what sort of damage it will do to a helpless bottle cap. ThinkGeek also recommends adding googly eyes to the opener in order to make it less terrifying, which I think is sound advice. The bullet is also machine polished to ensure a long life of shooting out sobriety.

50 caliber bottle openers are the perfect way to declare war on thirst at your next party.