You know it is a pretty serious recession when websites like SellYourGoldTeeth.com are popping up all over the place. If you give this website your gold chompers, they will pay you straight up cash.
As gold stocks remain high, I guess gold is a good thing to have in such an uncertain economic state. Just make sure you have a backup pair of teeth when you give this 50-year-family-jewelry business your prized grillz.
They are modern-day tooth fairies!