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Full-Cover Body Pants

Society for Rational Dress has released its Fall 2008 collection and you may want to go ahead and sprint for the hills while you still can.

In its repertoire, the Fall collection designed by Corrine Grassini includes full-cover body pants matched with chin high belts. Actually, they are more like breast-high belts that hug and are kept almost chin high by your knockers.

The attire is a one-piece deal that can be worn by itself or with a top, just in case of wardrobe malfunctions.

If you are a small-breasted woman or have boobs that require their own zip code, this may not be the fashion for you.

May god help us all.