The Service-Blocking Phonekerchief Stresses Polite Table Manners

 - Dec 3, 2012
References: uncommongoods
It is extremely rude and annoying when a guest at the table is constantly checking their phone, so why not introduce them to the handy service-blocking Phonekerchief?

In order for the service-blocking Phonekerchief to work, the mobile device must be wrapped tightly within. Because this handkerchief partially contains silver, which is a conductor of electricity, all phone signals the device may receive would be intercepted by the fabric and redistributed, effectively blocking all intrusive phone calls and texts while enjoying a peaceful meal. This item is great to have around the house and dinner tables, but it is also easy to carry along in purses and pockets for oneself or friends who may be addicted to checking statuses on their smartphones.