Remember that dreaded question you got asked that resulted in a stink fest when you were on the playground? It's back in the form of the Pull My Finger Pen.
For those who can never get enough of fart jokes, the Pull My Finger Pen is here to satisfy your whims of childhood humor. As the name suggests, the pen is in the shape of a giant thumb that'll pop it open. So don't worry, pulling this will not activate a bum to leak out an unforgiving smell that never seems to want to dissolve quickly into the air. If the fear remains, remember that at least in this form, you'll know what's coming and you'll have Febreeze in handy.