Wearing the Money Shorts by Marialia, which feature a hundred dollar bill printed on a pair of high-waisted spandex trousers, will communicate your love for cold, hard cash. If you look towards the almighty dollar as your lord and savior, then these skimpy shorts might just be for you.
You can bet your bottom dollar that these shorts will be a smart investment because you know what they say: dress for the job you want, not the job you have. Just because you're currently making minimum wage, doesn't mean you won't be rolling in the dough later -- you just have to look the part of a Big Spender.
In the immortal, wise words of Honey Boo Boo Child, these spandex booty shorts will literally have you "hollerin' for a dollar."