No, you're not looking at a hilarious extra-large-printed kilt that might be worn to a Scottish event; the Instakilt Beach Towel is made to accompany you to seaside, where you can swim and costume up when you've had enough.
Sold by Kotula's, the plaid cover-up is 100% cotton and offers a soft and absorbent surface with which you can comfortably dry your wet skin. At 30 inches wide, many women would be able to completely conceal their upper and lower bodies; however, the best way to wear the tartan towel is to wrap it around your waist.
Complete with the image of a sporran and tassels on the front, the Instakilt Beach Towel has the detail that you'd find in a traditional Scottish outfit. Nobody could accuse you of being indecently dressed in this wrap, should you endeavor to move right from the beach to the bar.