Play safe and protect your computer from all kinds of viruses with the Flezervativ Condom USB.
Just kidding: The Condom USB flash drive by Eugene Filatov doesn't really zap away all the infectious computer viruses, but it's definitely a fun twist to boring storage devices. The USB key takes shape in a silver rubber plastic packet that looks exactly like the real deal. Make sure you don't mix the two when you really need one during a hot and steamy situation -- unless it's with a robot.
Keep your large data under wraps with this contraceptive gadget; I hope your hard drive can handle the size. And remember: no computer glove, no computer love. Use the Flezervativ Condom USB at all times.