For an adorable way to control the volume of a wailing baby, get the Volume Control Baby Pacifier, which will instantly lower the noise levels.
Shaped to look like a volume knob with numbers from one to 11, popping this soother into a baby's mouth will make it look as though you can all of a sudden control the loudness of the crying child. Musical parents will especially appreciate being able to turn down their little noise maker in order to better hear their favorite songs on the radio. Give babies a set of headphones at the same time and watch them transform into a music amp.
Parents who have dealt with screeching kids will want a Volume Control Baby Pacifier.