If you are anything like Kristen Bell, you will love these sloth-inspired animal accessories. From ThinkGeek, the sloth jewelry depict a hanging sloth and a small cluster of stars. The nickel-containing stud earrings were made in Austin, Texas.
The sloths are wooden interpretations and not the real thing (obviously). Even though the animal accessories are unmoving -- they aren't even the dangly earring variety -- this is even more appropriate given the nature and pace of sloths.
If you consider the sloth to be your spirit animal, you basically have to pick up a pair. The sloth earrings also make a great gift for friends or family members for any kind of occasion as long as they have pierced ears.