14 Reasons to Order Pancakes

There are a million reasons to order pancakes, but it would take you a lifetime to comprehend all of them. And during that lifetime of learning, you wouldn't have any time to order pancakes!

I haven't had pancakes in a minute, but boy howdy do I want some. I wonder how many of these reasons to order pancakes you can get through before you cave in and actually order some. The over-under is three. I've got the syrup on standby.