These naughty houseware innovations prove that sex indeed sells. Even the prim and proper can't resist these titillating numbers. With everything from suggestive cushions to cheeky kitchen utensils, you're sure to find something to spice up your home.
Even the most discerning tastes can't resist a little stimulation and with these dirty styles ranging from kitschy to sophisticated you don't have to compromise your decor to add a little sass to your abode. These pieces are sure to inspire conversation, jovial giggles, and salacious word play. Just remember your mother is liable to visit, so you might want to consider this before you attack your walls with sperm-inspired wall paper.
Turn up the heat in your apartment with anyone of these naughty houseware innovations.
60 Naughty Houseware Innovations
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Sex Furniture
Get Playful With Liberator
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Brutally Blunt Embroidery
Crafty Cauchy09 Puts You in Stitches With Her Honest Embroidery
58
Breast Mouses
The iTit Optical Wireless Mouse is Technological Foreplay
57
Naughty Napkins
Studio Relax Erotik Massages
56
DIY Condom Decor
Naughty DeFlower Vase
55
Naughty Kitchen Utensils
XXXitchen Range Feeds Adult Fantasies
54
Naughty Sanrio Seats
The Hello Kitty-Inspired Sofa is Very Risque
53
Naughty Mice
Pleasure Town is Only a Click Away With the G-Spot Mouse
52
Sperm Wallpaper
Biology Inspired Art by Nina Levett
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Reproductive Drink Holders
The 'Man's Best Friend' Pillow is the Perfect Headrest
50
Naughty Stained Glass
Eroti-Glass ‘They Call Me Wilson' Art Is Clearly Sexy
49
Burlesque Cushions
Eco-Friendly Retro Hotness from Dupenny
48
Stylish Kinky Dens
Mike Meire Shows the Dark Side of Furniture
47
Sex Toys As Furniture
Matteo Cibic's Objects of Pleasure Include Furnishings and Jewelery
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Censored Nudity Headboards
The InDecent Bed Provides Naughty Decor From Afar
45
Naughty Wood Furniture
A Stool for A Man's Jewels
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Naughty Bongs
Boob Tube Will Have You Misbehaving While Drinking
43
Naughty Rockstar Furniture
Perspective Chair by Pharrell
42
Guerrilla Hotel Pillows
“Sleep on Boobs” Wonderbra Campaign
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Naughty Tableware
Souper Fin
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Naughty Carpentry
The 4Legs Chair
39
Chesty Wood Containers
The Boob Jar Set is a Naughty Place to Stash Your Cookies
38
Secret Naughty Lamps
‘Love the Bird' is a Sensual Lighting Solution
37
Breast-Inspired Bowls
Claudia Schiffer's Body Inspires Lagerfeld for Dom Perignon
36
Human Form Drawers
Peter Rolfe Contructs Wooden Torso Dressers
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Human Formiture
Dzmitry Samal's Industrial Design Collection is Based on the Body of a Man
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Female Form Furniture
"Her" Chair by Fabio Novembre
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Posterior Plushies
The Scantily Clad Booty Pillows Offer Cushioned Comfort and Instant Company
32
Very Naughty Ceramics
Outlandish Creations Not to Serve Grannies With
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Adult Cookie Jars
Jonathan Adler Makes Pottery Sexy With His Uniquely Naughty Designs
30
Crocheted Phallic Pillows
The KnittingKneedle Etsy Store is a Naughty Alternative to Home Decor
29
Modest Modern Seating
Artdesign Studio Tsesler & Voichenko's Neat Living Chair
28
Wicked Wine Holders
The Happy Guy Wine Rack is a Whimsical Way to Store Wine
27
Giant Lingerie Pillows
Spice Up Your Living Room With The Giant ‘Pouf-Up Bra'
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Suggestive Kitchen Utensils
Eunjung Huh Makes an Orange Juicer That Looks like a Woman's Chest
25
Helly Kitty Adult Accommodations
Hotel Adonis Osaka
24
Naughty Hotel Sinks
Wash Your Hands and Dirty Your Reputation
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Naughty Speakerphones
iBoobs Fuse Comfort of a Woman With Melodic Relaxation
22
Genital-inspired Dinnerware
Pubic Hair Plate Will Help Curb Your Cravings
21
Suggestive Lamps
‘At Your Command' Mannequin Lamps Feature Interchangeable Poses
20
Naughty Hot Water Bottles
Playful Bumps Help to Warm Cold Places
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Naughty Shower Accessories
Boob Flannel Wash Cloth
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Sexist Sound Systems
Misogynistic Mannequin Stereo Objectifies the Female Form
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Female Form Heaters
The Dafne Radiator Will Heat You Up in More Ways than One
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Disembodied Cuddling Cushions
Girlfriend Body Pillow With Lumpy Bits is for the Incredibly Lonely
15
Naughty Juicer Reinventions
‘Juicy Phallus'
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Female Form Furniture
The Anthropomorphic Chair
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Reproductive Cuddle Buddies
A Gigantic Uterus Pillow for Female Anatomy Lovers
12
Naughty Industrial Bunks
The C-124 Cargo Bed is a Sensual Sleeping Space
11
Reproductive Pillows
‘I Heart Guts' Plush Uterus Recalled for Safety Reasons (UPDATE)
10
Chambermaid Cushions
The Maid Lap Pillow Fulfills Those French Maid Desires
9
Sexy Joke Soap
Sperm on a Rope
8
Kinky PC Case
French Maid Skirt PC Case
7
Lap Pillows
Crazy Pillow Design Replicates Woman's Lap
6
Sperm Cell Sinks
The Nothing Design Origins Washbowl is Deceiving
5
Cheeky Cushions
Alexandra Ferguson Recycled Pillows Proclaim "Let's Make Out"
4
Naughty Hangers
Fifi & Fafa Wall Hangers
3
Belted Chairs
Claudia and Harry Washington's Constricting Seat Design
2
Lights That Undress
The Ziplamp Lets You Unzip to See the Light
1
Sultry Sheet Sets
'Sin In Linen' Gives you Pin-Up Girl Sheets
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Mature Sex Toy Designs
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Sustainable Paper Towel Holders
Simplehuman Launches Dual Paper Towel Holder with Cleaning Pump
Colorful Hand Shower Kits
The sproos! shower Helps Renters Upgrade the Look of Their Bathroom
Invisible Furniture Capsules
IKEA's Invsbål Campaign and Capsule are a Playful April Fool's Joke
Multi-Functional Kitchen Tools
Lékué's Slider System Reimagines the Measuring Cup and Spoon
Aesthetic Bathroom Plungers
The Plunger by Staff is a Bold Take on a Mundane Product
2-in-1 Paper Towel Holders
The SpaceAid Paper Towel Holder with a Sprayer Bottle is Versatile
Retro-Modern Ashtray Furniture
The Houseplant Side Table Ashtray Has Ample Space for Smokables
Colorfully Saturated Home Collections
IKEA and Raw Color Co-Create the TESAMMANS Collection
Modular Sexual Furniture Designs
Domhnall Nolan Designs the Play Pieces Capsule for Joyride
Human Sexuality Museums
Snøhetta Designs the Museum of Sex, Featuring Galleries, a Bar, & More
Vasectomy-Inspired Boxers
Twisted Tea Introduces the First-Ever Twisted Tea VasectomUndies.
Playful Sponge Holders
OTOTO Boasts Cheeky Designs for the Kitchen Setting
Soda-Branded Sweatsuit Merch Lines
poppi Launched a Stunningly Playful & Stylish Sweatsuit Line
Recycled Homeware Capsules
Particle Launches a Collection Made from Recycled Sneaker Materials
Ultra-Modern Infant Furniture
Nestig Boasts Slick & Modern Infant Furniture That is Also Adaptable
Curvaceous Storage-Focused Nightstands
The 'Cozy Night Stand’ Satisfying Holds All Essentials
Romantic Drinking Accessories
Hendrick’s & Wiederhoeft Crafted a Line of Unusual "Gintimates"
Playful Toy-Like Furniture
The 'Frunchroom' Furniture Collection by Adi Goodrich is Delightful
Playful Modular Mops
Staff and Clorox Created a Colorful Wet Mop with Rubber Hat Topper
Foil-Wrapped Socks
Sockdoms are Provocatively Packaged Novelty Sock Designs
Creative Play Pop-Ups
The Sharpie Studio Offered Opportunities for Creativity at SXSW
Sicily-Themed Spatula Tools
The Sicily Orange Silicone Spatula from Williams Sonoma is Ornate
Inaugural Bathroom Decor Collections
The Diptyque Beauty Alcoves Collection Has Nine Items
Japanese Culture-Inspired Homeware
Nigo‘s HUMAN MADE is Launching a Range of Home Hoods
Fairytale-Inspired Bed Designs
The Circu Mr. Bunny Bed Shows Off a Playful Form and Function
Beverage-Themed Candle Collections
DW Home's Cheeky Candle Collection Makes for a Perfect Gift
Provocative Spread Pop-Ups
The Marmite Dark Room Entices Gen Z to Experience an Iconic Spread
Video Game-Inspired Homewares
The Super Mario Home Adventure Life Products are Game-Themed
Hand-Blown Skincare Vessels
Scorpion & Toad Makes Skillfully Handcrafted Skincare Storage
Funky Colorful Storage Units
Pavel Vetrov's Funky Storage Units Capture Attention
Pleasure Toy-Inspired Chocolates
These New Tenga Chocolates Come in Three Fruity Flavors
Bathroom Hygiene Kits
Saintly Stands Out in the Hygiene Industry with Its Heavenly Butt Kit
Playful Sushi-Inspired Suitcases
These Sushi Suitcases by Yujeong Shin Includes Three Styles
Incredibly Vibrant Homeware Collections
IKEA's Nytillverkad Captures One's Eye Immediately
Cult Movie-Inspired Tumblers
Dragon Glassware Boasts the Mean Girls Burn Book Tumbler
Curated Home Decor Platforms
Cribsi Offers Warm and Modern Home Decor
Playful Retail Pop-Up Installations
Selfridges Unveils the Joke Shop with a Slapstick Generator
Celebrity-Inspired Cookware Collections
Dolly Parton Launches an Inspirational Home Collection
Cookware-Encapsulating Kitchen Gadgets
The SplatterDōm® Prevents Splatters and Overflows
Anniversary-Honoring Archival Homeware
Habitat Introduces its 60th Anniversary Collection
Innovative Ceramic Tableware
Claire Ellis Pushes the Boundaries of Tableware Design
Senior Safe Sex Campaigns
Jems Launched a Bold New Campaign Called “F#cking Old”
Wabi-Sabi-Informed Green Glassware
Tickle Quo Designs an Ethereal and Beautiful Glassware Line
Reimagined Curiously Functional Products
The New DIDIM Design Series Honors Everyday Objects
Minimal Desk Accessories Concepts
The DESKRISK Series Organizes the Working Space
Sexuality-Exploring Artful Exhibitions
Faye Toogood Explores Sensuality with the Rude Arts Club
Handmade Wooden Home Accessories
Connected Goods Boasts an Exquisite Range of Home Essentials
Playful Travel-Inspired Sock Designs
HOTSOX and Meagan Morrison Debut a Range of Playful Socks
Cheeky Wallet Designs
Thomas Finney Designs a Minimalist and Playful Condom Wallet
Food-Hued Serveware
The Pantone x H&M Home Collab Plays with the Colors of Citrus and Peppers
Elevated Tonal Home Goods
Off-White™ Releases a Series of Blue-Toned Home Goods for the Holidays
Flood-Proof Raft-Inspired Sofas
Mother Releases the Bliss Soda for New York Design Week
Oozing Cake-Like Furniture Designs
The 'Roll Furniture' Makes Use of Discarded Materials
Sensualized Dinner Dates
The K-Y Desire Darkroom Inspires Romance & Rediscovery
Sauce-Included Multifunctional Utensils
Thomy Reimagines the Purpose of a Fork with the Saurk
Pet-Friendly Seamless Furniture
Bink Rabbit Goods Delivers a Slew of Modern Furniture
Artful Reusable Dishcloths
Hali Hali Offers Sustainable and Aesthetic Cleaning Accessories
Phone Charger Wire Organizers
Adam Miklosi Designs the co. cable organizer Inspired by Lozenges
Novelty Fish Tin Candles
The Tinned Candle Trio from Fishwife is a Fun Holiday Stocking Stuffer
Playful Furniture Exhibits
SFMOMA Presents Conversation Pieces: Contemporary Furniture in Dialogue
Spicy Aphrodisiac Drinks
G Spot Beverages Launched a Passionfruit Habanero Drink with Netflix
Limited-Edition April Fool's Lines
Chamberlain Coffee Debuts the Oops Collection on April 1st
Efficiently Convenient Cookwear
Kilne Introduces the Everything Pot and Non-Stick Steamer
Sculptural Sleek Cannabis Accessories
Kickie Chudikova Joins Gossamer on the Nesting Set
Quirky Structural Clothes Hangers
The HANG / WE Hanger Emphasizes a Sense of Individuality
Cup-Integrated Plates
Pairingware Solves the Struggle of Eating and Drinking with One Hand
Humorous Period Care Campaigns
Thinx's New Period Underwear is Introduced in an Ad by OBERLAND
Cocktail Smoking Cloches
Crafthouse by Fortessa Takes the Home Cocktail Experience to a New Level
Upcycled Bathroom Essentials
MaisoNovo's Modern Products Promote a New Way of Living
Reusable Wet Wipe Appliances
The Conceptual 'Re:clean' Reusable Tissue Cleaner is Sustainable
Revolutionary Splatter Guards
SplatterDōm is a New Adjustable Stovetop Splatter Guard
Smiley Clothing Wall Hooks
'Itsahook' by Zac Feltoon Acts as a Clothing Hook and Storage Nook
Cheeky Holiday Collections
Fruit of the Loom Introduces the Conversation Stoppers Collection
Space-Themed Home Decor Collection
IKEA Introduces its new Cosmic AFTONSPARV Collection
60s Vintage-Tinged Decor Collections
IKEA Continues to Grow the Nytillverkad Collection
Suggestive SPF Packaging
Pavise Debuts Condom-Inspired Sunscreen Packaging in the 'Pleasure Pack'
Sustainable Modern Dish Towels
Functional Modern Dish Towels Made from Recycled Plastic Bottles
Coronation-Themed Sex Toy Campaigns
This SexToys.co.uk Campaign Cheekily Promotes Pleasure
Renter-Friendly Wallpaper Collections
Otto Studio & Tierney Milne Created Peel-and-Stick Decor
Monochromatic Cartoon-Inspired Kitchen Sets
The New Disney Kitchen Set has a Stealthy Design
Intergalactic-Inspired Lifestyle Products
The Spacio Collection is Made up of Everyday Objects
Versatile Kitchen Multi-Tools
GripFlip Aims to Streamline the Cooking Process Through Design
Stylish Menstrual Undergarments
Saalt Debuts a Menstrual Underwear Collection at Target Locations
Dexterity-Aiding Toothbrush Add-Ons
Landor & Fitch Designs the Accessories Handles
Whimsical Ceramic Shower Hooks
nuud Partners with Australian Designer Alina Tang
Vibrant Yellow Cookware Collections
Staub Launches a New Colorway for its Kitchenware Pieces
Painting-Inspired Office Accessories
Guillaume Delvigne Draws Inspiration from Henri Matisse
Compact Plug-In Diffusers
Below Sixty's Refined Diffuser Reimagines Home Fragrance
Feng-Shui Satirical Home Products
Yoojin Chung Introduces its Capturing Qi Collection
Bright Whimsical Home Accessories
Blue Balcony Design Studio Delivers a Range of Vibrant Decor
Versatile Egg-Shaped Waste Bins
Gianluca Soldi Designs a Next-Gen Waste Bin for Soldidesign
Summer-Ready Reusable Kitchen Towels
Cloud Paper's Swish Cloths are Adorable and Functional
Soap-Dispensing Dish Wands
Scrub Daddy Releases the 'Wand Daddy Kit' Soap Dispensing Dish Wand
Colorful Elevated Glassware Lines
Great Jones Launches Beyond Measure and Spout
Garment-Inspired Drink Holders
Puffin Drinkware 'The Aloha' Comes in Two Hawaiian-Themed Styles
Minimalist Experimental Egg Racks
Liang-jung Chen's The Egg Rack Made a Disclaimer is Curious
Inflatable Colorful Lamps
Eva Ausmann Designs the Vibrant SQUEEZE Inflatable Lamp
Sustainable Dish Sponge Alternatives
This 3-Pack of Pop Up Dish Sponges is Plastic-Free
Artful Meticulous Tableware Series
Zaha Hadid Design Presents a Series of Tableware Collections
Cookware-Inspired Humidifiers
The Conceptual 'SOT' Humidifier by Gahyun Kim Has a Whimsical Form
Sandwich-Inspired 70s Decor
The Retro Schlotzsky's Sandwich Studio Line Honors an Iconic Menu Item
Chic Magnetic Tissue Holders
The 'Tent Acme' is a Versatile Tissue Holder with a Durable Design
Cut-Resistant Kitchen Sponges
The Rescue Forever Sponge Has an Antimicrobial Design
Chic Matching Kitchen Essentials
Simplehuman Boasts Chic Matte Black and White Home Essentials
Convenient Spray Foam Cleaners
Domestos Power Foam Can Now be Applied Upside-Down
Ashtray-Integrated Side Tables
Houseplant's Side Table Ashtray is a Smoker-Friendly Homeware Piece
Storage-Conscious Clothing Hangers
Simone Giertz Creates the Space-Saving Coat Hingers
Savory Cocktail Dips
An Elegant Bar Order Inspired Chelsea Living Room's Dirty Martini Dip
Collaboration Cannabis Paraphernalia
These New Houseplant Products Come in Two Styles
Instant Ramen-Inspired Bedding Sets
Nissin Reveals Cup Noodle-Inspired Bedding Set
Magnetic Hand-Holding Socks
These Children's Socks Add a Touch of Whimsy to the Everyday Item
Dynamic Snapped Cookware Capsules
Joseph Joseph Unveils the Spaces Series of Houseware
Sculptural Home Goods
Charles Jeffrey Loverboy Debuts a Collaborative Homeware Collection
Authentic Tin Sake Cups
Metaphys Designs the New Set of Stackable Sake Kitchenware
Ultra-Stylish Bathroom Decor
Diptyque Debuts a New Bathroom Collection Called 'Beauty Accessories'
Stunning Nature-Inspired Tablescapes
Seedlip Taps Social Studies for its New Tablescape Kit
Statement-Making Home Lines
Mini Rodini's HOME Collection Boasts Bedding, Curtains, & Loungewear
Grow-at-Home Sponge Furniture
ÉCAL's Sponge Furniture Expands 10 Times in Size After Soaking
Fruit-Inspired Furniture Collections
Robert Stadler Unveil Produce-Inspired Furniture Collection
Discrete Reusable Nipple Stickies
Threads Introduces a Wardrobe Staple
Mini Hot Sauces
Fishwife's Miniaturized Hot Sauce Enhances Its Tinned Fish Range
Sin-Inspired Artful Plates
One Block Down and PLEASURES Drop the A Sinful Feast Capsule
Teen-Targeted Mini Fridges
Canal Toys' So Chill Mini Fridge is for Drinks, Beauty Products & More
Branded Pregnancy Scans
Marmite is Inviting Parents to Discover the Nature of Their Unborn Child
Geometric Nostalgic Night Lights
Sergey Buldygin Designs the Cone-Like Handmaid Table Lamp
Italian-Inspired Potato Chips
The Saucy Ladies' Makes Globally Inspired Kettle Cooked Potato Chips
Style-Conscious Mobility Aids
Medline & Martha Stewart Teamed Up on Safety & Mobility Aids
Mashable Storage Sets
The Kilner 'Mash & Store Set' Makes Creating and Storing Mashed Foods Easier
Provocative Caviar Brands
For National Caviar Day, the Caviar Category is Being Boldly Reinvented
Metallic Super-Ellitpical Desk Toys
The AltDynamic 'Superegg' Now Comes in Two Larger Sizes
Inflated-Illusion Ceramic Capsules
Toykyo and HOme Studyo Join Forces on the Blow Up Collection
Ultra-Femme Contraceptive Products
nixit's Condoms are Made for Lovers of the "Girly" Aesthetic
Sleek Smoking Set
House of Puff is a Woman-Owned and Latina-Led Company
Ceramic Contemporary Sake Sets
Seth Rogan's Houseplant Presents the New Sake Set of Five Designs
Actress-Approved Kitchen Sponges
The Skura Style x Eva Mendes Collection Has Cuban Imagery
Sexual Wellness Product Launches
Head South Radio Releases Its Own Line of Wellness Products
Promotional Condom Delivery Campaigns
Saucey is Entering the Sex-focused Category