We are born alone and die alone… that’s BS, I say, however, here are ten awesome trends to put that twinkle back in your eye if you were unlucky enough to be dumped recently. You may also enjoy these if your loved one is simply being a pain in the arse (aren’t they all?) and you need cheering up.
Clearly this list could have been almost limitless and chocolate and shoes from, top to bottom and everywhere in between, but I wanted to apply some kick arse creativity with the shoes and chocolate thing being a given.
(1) Visit the Broken Hearted Museum
A path I never intend to tread and just thinking about the task of the curator is truly terrifying as would be opening up a whole World of pain.
We all know that love can be sweet or can be painful. When a former couple decided to take the remains of their lost relationship to show the public, a Broken Heart Museum was opened in Croatia. They… [More]
(2) Play with some meaty balls
Lots of awesome jewelry trends - and I stand firm that this is simply the most fun you can have with some balls around your neck fashioned as a necklace.
Who says necklaces have to be DULL. Not me… Now I love a bit of moustache action (that is no a euphanism) on Trend Hunter and in life in general - and I was most excited when I saw this necklace. It… [More]
(3) Hate Hearts
Could you off set any bitterness by eating as many packets of these bad boys as possible. If I was a love heart sweet designer I think mine would be a lot more hardcore - no point doing here as would just be edited to a sea of *‘s. Maybe they should do a design your own love heart service - that would rule.
I hate Valentines Day, so when I found these sweets, it marginally improved my opinion on the whole fiasco. From the brilliant Think Geek website are Bittersweets. Exactly like the original love hearts… [More]
(4) Body Parts in the Garbage
Hey why not throw your heart and soul in there too.
There are more lives being thrown away by smoking every month than there are garbage cans in New York City. To illustrate that point, the Truth campaign dumped fake body parts into dozens of garbage cans… [More]
(5) Bed Jumping
Remind yourself what really is the most fun you can have to bed - it is of course bed jumping and I am not talking about this in the cheating context.
‘Suitejump’ is a super fun competition organized by mySuite Blog with Suitehotel. The rules of the competition are simple: take a camera and jump on a bed! The best ‘Suitejump’ picture will be… [More]
(6) Realize What Interests Them
A C’mon sums up the big issues of the day where men are concerned. Ditto dickorations. Ditto Penis Pokey.
The C’mons are a series of characters which advertise the Vauxhall Corsa, and attained cult status around the world. In acknowledgment of their following, they recently launched their own You Tube Channel… [More]
Give your little guy a name or a dickoration. The new Durex ad site is all about having a little more fun with your penis. I never imagined that I would talk about my penis and of course never imagined… [More]
Inspired by Puppetry of the Penis, this $10 book is is a self-explanatory expression of humour. In short, each page has a fun picture with a hole in the middle, which you can use to… complete the story.… [More]
(7) Heart Shaped Cucumbers
If you have already grown one of this for the apple (sorry cucumber) of your eye then I can think of a better place to put it than his salads.
The Yamagata Prefecture DIY vegetable growing kit will ensure all your cucumbers grow heart shaped! Is life too short to grow heart shaped cucumbers? I can’t even rustle a six incher from a grow bag,… [More]
(8) High Heel Shoes For Men
if there is a man in your life there is a danger you may come within spitting distance of these bad boys - walk away from the hideous creepy shoes.
High heels for men are here and women the world over are rejoicing and… Wait, you call these high heels? I mean, I don’t expect to see 6 inch stilettos on men’s shoes to become wildly successful. But… [More]
(9) Gun Shaped Eggs
If your stupid enough to still be making him breakfast in bed then I don’t think heart shapes are the way to go.
It seems everywhere you look you’ll see guns these days, fashion, food, IRL. Why not take the hottest accessory and eat it too? The gun egg fryer lets you do exactly that. Simply crack your eggs into… [More]
10) One night stand kit
A product you really don’t want to stay in the back of the cupboard and gather dust. Personally I see this more suitable for a bingo night than it’s intended purpose
The HotG night kit is everything the modern day woman needs to ensure maximum comfort for a one night stand. Owning one of these doesn’t necessarily mean you sleep around—it’s all about being prepared!… [More]
BONUS: The Writing is on the Wall
Thanks to all my friends who send me this - oh how I laughed. NOT. I am not sure really how this trend came into being but there is SO much I could say but wont.
Expressing your Valentine’s message to your lover through graffiti might be old news, but what if you have this message sprayed on the Palestinian wall? SendaMessage.nl lets you express your heartfelt… [More]
Right O boys, I want to see trends for dumped boys now, pretty please :-)
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Artifacts of Ex Lovers Exhibit - Broken Heart Museum (VIDEO)
Top 10 Quirky Necklaces + The Moustache Necklace (GALLERY)
Dejected, Dysfunctional & Dumped Love Hearts - Bittersweets
Body Parts in Garbage Cans for The Truth Campaign (GALLERY)
Competitive Bed Jumping - SuiteJump Contest (GALLERY)
Crude Vauxhall Ad is YouTube Hit - C’Mon Penis Extension (VIDEO)
Dickorations - New Durex Site Makes Your Little Guy More Fun (GALLERY)
Penis Pokey - Puppetry of the Penis for Your Home
Novelty Vegetables - Heart Shaped Cucumber Kits
High Heel Shoes for Men - The Latest in Male Shoe Fashion?
Gun Frying Pans - Over Easy Uzi
Overnight Kit For One Night Stands (FOLLOW-UP) - Ho-On-The-Go (GALLERY)
Undivided Graffiti Love - Palestinian Wall Writings of Love
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