Patriotic USBs Edit
USA Flag Waver

In the United States it is extremely important that no one doubt your patriotism. Flag lapel pins are almost as essential as little red, pink, green, blue, ribbons that show you are not in favor of disease, petulance or famine.

Stand up America, and show the other cubicle drones around you that YOU put the U in USA with the USB Flag Waver. Not sold in other countries. Patriot Act approved. TSA/NRA endorsed. May not be used with computers assembled outside the USA without prior written authorization of the U.S. Department of Commerce. Details in Gent magazine.