Just when men seem to have worked out all the bra-logistics out there needed for seamless romantic manoeuvres, in enters Spanx and creates an innovative and revolutionary hosiery bra that will leave men asking themselves, "Is she, or isn't she wearing a bra?"
The patent-pending sensual design fits the female form as if it were a second skin, making full use of hosiery fabric to remove the ugly effects found in less than perfect bra designs such as VBL (visible bra lines) and the back rippling and rolls. There are two current Bra-lleljah models to choose from: a front closure ($62) and the 'all-hosiery' ($34) designs.
Banishing problems such as BBS (Bad Bra Syndrome) the Bra-lleljah is also hoping to be this seasons must-have purchases by doing what the G-string did for VPL, and they hope to do for VBL. The sleek bra's will provide a product of extraordinary and priceless comfort for women, and provide men another silent-assassin that will do anything to sabotage their (well-intended) advances.
The G-String of Bras
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