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The Pee-Wee Purity Ring is For Playhouse Prudes

By: Michael Hines - Published: • References: peeweesstore
The best and only way to stay a virgin in these hard times is with the Pee-Wee purity ring. That’s right folks, a Pee-Wee Herman purity ring.

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