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The best and only way to stay a virgin in these hard times is with the Pee-Wee purity ring. That’s right folks, a Pee-Wee Herman purity ring.

What better way to control raging hormones than by thinking of Pee-Wee? That image is sure to kill any tent before it’s pitched. The Pee-Wee purity ring is actually for sale and is available at the link below. If you want to know more about this sex-stopping ring, read below. You nerdy, nerdy, virgin.