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The first word that popped into my head when looking at the Bacon Cheese Turtleburger in disbelief with a side of disgust was, "Why?" First of all, why would I want to chow down on anything that resembles a turtle (I used to have pet turtles) and secondly--perhaps more importantly--why would I put something so horrifically unhealthy into my body?

The scary thing is that people will wonder why I'm wondering about the Bacon Cheese Turtleburger. If you're one of them, you can easily recreate the bacon Cheese Turtleburger with a beef patty, weaved bacon and hot dog legs.