Angelina's Newest Orphan - Pax Thien Jolie

Meet the latest member to join the Branjelina family, Pax Thien Jolie. He was Pham Quang Sang until SINGLE MOTHER Angelina, swooped in for the adoption and renamed him. He’s like three year’s old. How do you rename someone who’s three year’s old? I imagine it’s a conversation that went something like this: “Hi Pham, I’m taking you away from everything you know, to somewhere much better. It’s called America. It’s the land of the free. Can you even imagine such a concept? The freedom to choose? To be yourself? So pack your meager belongings, we leave in an hour. As for that name of yours? Pham? You can keep it until we get off the plane”.