Teddy Bears! Phones! Asian Woman! If this innovation had a Hello Kitty feature, it would rock the house. The Kuma Phone is a Teddy Bear with an embedded phone.

Speed dial paws can be activated to call your two other friends. When an incoming call happens, the bear vibrates (woo hoo!) and can make a noise that you can customize. Press his precious little tail to answer the phone, and then talk into the bear’s crotch.

When a bear calls in the woods, does the Pope poop? The phone sells for a hairy $500.