27 Ways to Offend Your Date Over Dinner
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Just in Time for a Valentine’s Day Home-Cooked Meal
Just in Time for a Valentine’s Day Home-Cooked Meal
I really, really wish I had the money (and lived in the US) so I could buy one of the bloody table sets for a ‘My Bloody Valentine’-themed dinner. I also wish I had the balls (no pun intended) to serve up food on anatomically-correct vagina plates with a straight face. There is no doubt at all that all of these creations would liven up your table and draw attention away from your food—should that be required when it comes to your cooking?
My advice for a romantic dinner? Whatever you do, don’t take them straight to bed after dinner (even if it is only a hamburger), and do not serve them dog, deer penis or Playboy wine.
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