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Just in Time for a Valentine's Day Home-Cooked Meal

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I really, really wish I had the money (and lived in the US) so I could buy one of the bloody table sets for a ‘My Bloody Valentine’-themed dinner. I also wish I had the balls (no pun intended) to serve up food on anatomically-correct vagina plates with a straight face. There is no doubt at all that all of these creations would liven up your table and draw attention away from your food--should that be required when it comes to your cooking?

My advice for a romantic dinner? Whatever you do, don’t take them straight to bed after dinner (even if it is only a hamburger), and do not serve them dog, deer penis or Playboy wine. Stats for 21 Ways to Offend Your Date Over Dinner Trending: Older & Average
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