How did Holly Madison, at 28, deal with 82-year-old Hugh Hefner? That’s way past senile, and considering she still wants to be a mom, it was about time Holly Madison realized the age gap between her and Mr. Playboy.

“I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn’t very much in the cards for me… So there has to be a certain reality there. And I’m sure the time will come when she’ll be dating others. That’s part of the transition,” Hefner had said of Holly Madison.

I’d like to think he’s doing it out of the goodness of his own heart. Holly Madison should be with someone young and fit, like her new beau Cris Angel.

The slide show below highlights some of my suggestions for the types of things most people Hugh Hefner’s age are interested in. If Holly Madison really wanted to seek revenge for the break up, a public delivery of these items would be in order.